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Executive Officer

The commander's assigned bitch in an US Air Force unit. Affectionately know as "the exec", these officers are responsible for all administrative, bureaucratic, and office minutia the USAF invents to screw with its units. Not to be confused with executive officers (XOs) in other military services where the term refers to the second in command).
General Officer: Can you write me a detailed report on this complex situation, along with a companion powerpoint that puts everything in simple terms that I can use to present this issue in 6-9 hours?
Colonel: No problem, my bitc... executive officer can whip it up in a snap, he loves doing that sort of thing anyways. You want some coffee, he's good at that too.
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commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs 

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

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Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon 

Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
Allison America Beatrice Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon 

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatris Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatris Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
Allison America Beatris Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon
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