A useless Piece of paper that very much decides your future , CAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT ! ( it tests your very very very “ strong “ memory that you surprisingly have no the storage to put that ish in your brain )
Teacher: the exam is vErY eAsY so just revise this paper .
exam : DO I LOOK LIKE A DUCKING JOKE TO U .
Student: ya ... amma cheet
exam : DO I LOOK LIKE A DUCKING JOKE TO U .
Student: ya ... amma cheet
by That’s gurl November 25, 2020
A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.
A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?
B: Sure, what's the occasion?
A: I've got exams.
B: Sure, what's the occasion?
A: I've got exams.
by MrKoi May 15, 2007
A stupid piece of paper that spells eternal doom. Usually created by evil people disguised as teachers, they actually RUIN YOUR HAPPY LIFE. It's the top reason for students committing suicide.
by ProGamer743 May 26, 2018
a period of time when a person becomes mentally ill, due to unsleepiness and non-hunguriness. this time passes very slowly and it seems this time is never gonna end.
even that time is better that examination time when whole of the family watches news or classic stupid movies.(actually i am forced to watch it although i dont want to)
by kul June 11, 2005
mother fucker things that come twice a year...made by teachers(people tryin to ruin ur life) as a way to do wut theyre good at..ruin ur life....u end up studyin for days on end..it sux mi ass
by anonymus but cant spell it January 19, 2004
An inconvenient torture period.
Usually occurs at times where you would rather not be reading textbooks - summer and Christmas.
Usually occurs at times where you would rather not be reading textbooks - summer and Christmas.
Johnny's Mom: I can't wait to see you next week, son!!
Johnny: Me too, just got to get through exams! No problem!
Johnny: Me too, just got to get through exams! No problem!
by allieb December 9, 2014
Dumb stupid pieces of paper that people (AKA teachers) who think that they're better than you, enjoy tourchering your brain to learn stuff your never going to use in life for, preparing you for this stupid piece of paper.
by SliceOfVanilla November 13, 2009