Evily 

A valid word, that the stripper god Jonah made, meaning evilly but better.

Brad dies evily

Evily by V293957 March 17, 2021

Evily 

A state of being utterly evil; extremely evil

The horror movie was just too long and to evily deep...lol

Evily by PhocusOnNewWords August 21, 2020

Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.

~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.

Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014

Emily Giffin 

Some Mom at a popular atlanta school known as “recruitment castle”. Writes really shitty books about British royals and is a keyboard warrior on social media because she needs some outlet for her anger when she gets mad at her unfaithful husband

Emily Giffin is such trash

Emily Giffin by Yeswestillhateyou February 5, 2022

Emily Murphy 

Cheese like substance with pungent odor present in unwashed skin folds of the body.

Attorney with Administrator of General Services Administration in the White House.

As she wiped Emily Murphy from her nether regions, she gagged at the putrid odor.

White House staffer Emily Murphy disagrees with the election results and is derelict in her duties as Administrator of General Services.

Emily Murphy by SocietyPunisher November 9, 2020

evil snail 

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.

Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.

evil snail by Doukie December 18, 2009

Emily and Briana 

Emily and Briana are the cutest set of friends you will ever find. While they may meet under weird circumstances, their bond will be special and they will be friends for a lifetime. Both girls are extremely funny and talented. You will always see them comforting one another when they're sad, but laughing together when they are happy. Emily is always there for Briana, as Briana is always there for Emily. Long distances and time away won't be able to break their friendship. Once the two meet, although they may not know it now, they have just met a friend of a lifetime. Through the thick and thin they will support each other, truly defining what friendship means.

Kelly: Emily and Briana are such cute friends! I wish I had a relationship like that!!

Emily and Briana by Swoods61 April 27, 2013