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A very sexy guy who is most likely fucking you girl right now, He has great personality traits like ; Funny, Sexy, Outgoing, etc. just a great person ohh did I mention his dick is very very very long.
Ohhh my god is that Essais omg I’m soooo moist, Essais come fuck me please
Essais by You’re conscious December 8, 2017
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esshai • Eeshail • Eshai • essai • Eshaila • Eshaima • Essaie • Esshan • esshays • esshit
You ugly esshit cuzz
esshit by Edp445 is a rapist April 24, 2021
An elite retard. Usually the hoe of the group, and doesn't fuck around with dumb shits.
Eshai was my girl, then she was everyone elses.
Eshai by The successor February 4, 2022
Esshays is a common word used by the nautica wearing lads of Sydney, Australia. It's basically the word 'sesh' in pig latin/stupid lad slang. This word is used in replacement of the slang words such as; mad, cool, sweet, awesome, etc.
Lad1: check out my new rims.
Lad2: ESSHAYS!
esshays by L!ZARD April 19, 2008
An amazing, selfless person who always puts others happiness before their own. Their beauty so often goes unrecognized, but they have a group of friends who always support them. Be jealous of people whos friends are Essmaie's, they are too great for words
Man, I wish I was friends with Essmaie!
I know dude, she's sweet.
Essmaie by OnlineTherapist March 5, 2013
The way the mentally handicap (or differently abled) might spell the latino term "ese".
uhhh.... duuuhhhh... eye tink dat ese iz spelt e-s-s-a-i.
essai by Tony March 7, 2004
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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