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eshays bah
usually white skinny male teenagers normally in australia can seen using bumbags and they wear shoes called TN's there bumbags carry a butter knife which they call there shank they are weak and they use the term 'ESHAYS BAAAH' when they think they are going to roll someone for there shit
eshays bah by ronchon3000 March 31, 2021
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eshays
A word used constantly by lads in sydney who think their top shit. (1): It usually means good or cool.(2) Is also used to mean run, usually when someone see's them writing up one will shout eshays and they will all piss bolt. The word Illchays (as in chill) is also used but when someone is coming but hasnt seen them yet, so they dont need to run but just stop their homo activities
(1) Lad 1: Oi bro, i just staunched some cu*t for his wallet.
Lad 2: Eshays
(2) Lad 1: Oi lad, check out this sick throwy
Lad 2: *see's someone running towards them* ESHAYS!!!
Lad 2: Eshays
(2) Lad 1: Oi lad, check out this sick throwy
Lad 2: *see's someone running towards them* ESHAYS!!!
eshays by El Blaneos January 21, 2006
eshays
1)word used by lads british see chavs. technically meant to be the pig latin of yes, but only emphasises the stupidity of lads as the pig latin of yes is esyay.
2)has been taken onto mean anything, by lads, so it can be used when a lad has inadequate vocabulary to respond to his fellow lad's saying, which will usually revolve around cars other lads, lasses, a gang bashing or just the word eshays
2)has been taken onto mean anything, by lads, so it can be used when a lad has inadequate vocabulary to respond to his fellow lad's saying, which will usually revolve around cars other lads, lasses, a gang bashing or just the word eshays
1)normal: did you watch the footy?
lad: eshays
2)lad 1: me and my mates bashed this four year old the other day. got 60 cents off him bra.
lad 2: eshays
lad 1: eshays
lad 2: eshays
(bask in lad-believed awesomeness)
lad: eshays
2)lad 1: me and my mates bashed this four year old the other day. got 60 cents off him bra.
lad 2: eshays
lad 1: eshays
lad 2: eshays
(bask in lad-believed awesomeness)
eshays by A.n.d.r.e.w April 19, 2008
College essays
(noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.
Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
College essays by ssppuunn January 25, 2014
eshays
idiots who think they're awesome but they're just real gay asses or boys who think they're "lads" (who are also gay) but are just pasty white kids who think they're awesome cuz they where flat hats, trackies and nikes.
essayspike
essayspike by TaYaniaAAaa August 3, 2021
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