a pathetic city in the northern section of the county of san diego. filled with lovely meth-induced flames and smoke from all the cook houses. Added to the charisma are cholos, from one of three gangs...santos, westside, and diablos. All of which are sorry ass pisas who end up working for the City. You have a large portion of rich white suburban kids who wear the stuff you they see on either MTV or BET. And there's the occasional filipino or black person. But no one really cares about them. EsconDILDO, as it's residents better know it as, is also referred to as the 'Black Hole' of San Diego, as it's residents seem to never leave, or always return. Little known fact; Sister city of El Cajon, due to both cities being heavily populated by tweekers on bicycles.
I live in Escondido, and I have a bicycle. Now what happened to my pizzle?
by jenacyde April 28, 2009
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A black Escondido is a term used by the black society used to describe a white outsider with an unusually small penis.
Thug #1- Yo my ni**a look at this bitch ass black escondido we got crusing around on our streets

Thug #2- I hate these bitch ass black escondidos they got that small shit ye dig?

Thug#1-Lets jack his ride i dont want know N***a ass escondidos in my good
by black man ye dig 2 August 7, 2010
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Esco high is the fucking best school to get fucked up at and go and jump some random foo in the bathroom, the security dont give any shits about anything they just kinda sit there and make sure no one dies. There is no ordinary day at esco everyone is either ina gang weither is EvD or Wennies (aka Weak shit or West side)

or the pussy ass taggers. If you kick it at the rails you best be down to get your ass whooped fo yo birthday. HA Wk Tk
G is gangter if you didnt know youz a dumbass
Escondido high school is the best school
by EScofoo January 9, 2019
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