Her: Fuck! No way! *gets all sad so that I decide to stay on*
Me: O.O uhh...... Well fine. Ill st-
Her: Oh no!!! *dramatic pose* Just go! Go to bed! i have... emo depressing things to do! Just go to bed!
Me: im not going so quit being an emo supremo! and I bet youll be real pissed when you see this on Urban Dictionary! ;p I still love ya though. Hey infact..... HEY URBAN DICTIONARY! I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!!! HA! ....
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!