The biggest simp to ever walk the earth. He will leave his bros to hang out with a girl. He will also go back to a girl that treated him badly.
by James charles xoxoooxoxoxo gfa October 6, 2020
Has the thiccest butt and the most cheesepuffs in his neckbeard when the ladys leave his moms basement they will for sure get tested Emil is always HIV positive but its all good cause he is like Freddy Mercury his dad left at a young age because he didnt like retards he has the nickname "Tommy 2 Chromosomes" in highschool what a ladys man
by GucciBoi420dabster June 12, 2019
This term is used to describe a woman in her late twenties with a large sex drive who consistently reaches sexual climax after very little time and effort. It is named after an attractive female with a reputation for a high level of sexual prowess named Emily, who is notorious for achieving orgasm very quickly in virtually every position and situation. Women use this word when discussing their latest sexual exploits among each other.
OMG! I finally hooked up with that new intern guy still in college at work and he gave me more Emilisms than I could remember last night. I practically had one as soon as he took off his shirt. He is so hot and looks just like the gardener I always wanted to do off of Desperate Housewives! I love being such a cougar!
by sock puppet voice susan April 21, 2011
The cutest nicest person you could ever meet. Typically a french fanboy, and will always ask you for help and give you help in return. Will talk to you whenever you need to talk to someone and is very playful and slighly flirty without knowing it. If you know and Emile and you're not friends with him, make him your friend, unless he refuses.
Girl 1: He's so nice to her and always helps her out! I want him to be my friend.
Girl 2: He must be an Emile
Girl 2: He must be an Emile
by lizzyaintlezzy February 25, 2015
To flatten because the girl you know named Emily is flatter than loose-leaf paper
Noun synonyms: stick bug,
Noun synonyms: stick bug,
Person 1: who emilized this hill because it be looking flat
Person 2: Yeah it looks like a stickbug
Person 3: stop or I’ll emilize you with my car
Person 2: Yeah it looks like a stickbug
Person 3: stop or I’ll emilize you with my car
by ThomasTheBulgingTankEngine February 21, 2020