Eli, is watching you in the shower
by One of the creepers July 17, 2011
a bitch ass nigga who’s fat as fuck gay as shit and likes cock. He plays memes that aren’t funny and likes takis and apparently hits up da yog cuh and vibes
by xd goblin March 1, 2020
A lying, cheating, good for nothing child that enjoys trying to ruin reputations for no reason what so ever.
by Idkmanimheretho July 10, 2016
A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment
by Shaunniewashere July 22, 2013
Eli is the guy that every girl wants, but he's hard to get. He is that ex-boyfriend that you'll always want, but he probably moved on in a day. Once you're his ex, it's game over, he acts like you're a stranger, but it's okay. When you're together, he's amazing, but his mind is so dirty you need a permanent maid. He makes you make bad decisions, but he doesn't care anymore. Overall, he's a good guy, but you need to be careful, don't let him make your life hell.
by tay.0410.thom June 26, 2019