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El Paso Special 

Last night we got out of our mind crazy on the El Paso Special.
El Paso Special by LuisM July 27, 2010

El Paso belt sander

The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.
Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.

El Paso Syndrome 

A sickness that people from El Paso TX have that prohibits them from leaving.

SYMPTOMS:
-Giving up on things before starting them
-Dropping out of college in their first semester
-Having many illegitimate children
-Working at call centers
-Living with parents past 30 years old
-Having large aspirations, but too lazy to achieve them
-Makes excuses for being lazy
JUSTIN - "Juan is still working at that call center? He said he wanted to be a doctor."

CARLA - I know, it must be that El Paso syndrome."
El Paso Syndrome by Big bear8 October 28, 2016

El Paso trash can

Having anal sex with an individual whilst the receiving partner is bent over an overturned trashcan, typically at a truck stop or dimly lit gas station.
"Last weekend, while driving to Clovis, NM, I gave this truck stop hooker the ol' El Paso trash can...I wish she would call me back though" - Greg
El Paso trash can by Dustylarry January 8, 2018

El Paso Cheese Fry 

Ejaculating between a woman's breasts while using nacho cheese sauce as a lubricant
I couldn't decide between a tasty snack and a quickie with my girlfriend, so I combined the two and gave her an El Paso Cheese Fry.

El Paso Water Bucket

Occasion where a male puts their balls in a bucket of water while receiving a blow job
Dude, your mom just gave me the hottest El Paso Water Bucket!