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As concise as possible, an Eitak is Insane, Creepy, Germaphobic, Obsessive Compulsive, Nuts, Corybantic, Jittery, Sardonic, Rabid, Slaphappy, Giddy, Unpredictable, Haphazardly, Zoological, Discombobulated, Higgledy-Piggledy (real word!), Chipper, Frolicsome, Whimsical, Sacriligious, Helter-Skelter, Spasmodic, Hostile, (Emo)Testy(cal) and so on.
"Stop acting so eitaky"
Eitak by miss muffins March 4, 2004
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to kill a mockingbird in a violent manner
she eitaks alot
eitak by urmom36912 November 6, 2022
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Eitak moment 

A very dumb moment, or when someone messes up badly.
“Omg i just told him I could hangout tomorrow, but I have to go to a funeral. That was such an eitak moment”

semi eita 

the cutest little hub on earth.

best boy.

he might look like intimidating but he. is. not. he deserves the whole world.

not to mention that he is skilled. i mean his nickname isn't 'no touch service ace' for no reason.

definitely one of the best boys to ever exist
a : do you know semi eita?

b : oh, you mean best boy? yeah, obv! he is really underrated yet one of the best ones!
semi eita by cinnamon.png March 30, 2020
Brazilian interjection to show yourself surprised with something, common in the south of São Paulo state.
This lang used when something is surprisingly good or bad, but can be used in many different ways.

Can be simplified to "eta".
In the northeast of Brasil, people use "égua" (female horse) instead of "eita".
"Eita porra!"
"Holy shit!"

"Hey John, your mother died.
- Eita!"

"Hey John, you passed on Harvard.
- Eita!"

"Eita! Is that an UFO?"
eita by Matheus J. November 26, 2007
One of the best friends you will ever have. He is extremely smart and might not talk very much at first if you don't know him, but once you get to know him, he has got a great sense of humor. A loyal and truthful friend. One of those friends who you will remain friends with for a long time and you can't stop being friends because you know was too many embarrassing things about each other. Just a good guy to have as you friend.
Teenager: Hey Mom I'm going to go visit Eitan.

Mom: Okay honey, tell his family I say hi.

Mom's internal thoughts: Oh goodness, I hope she ends up with that boy, he's so fine and loyal. What a true friend he's been.
Eitan by All The Username Are Taken December 30, 2012
He is the nicest most amazing person you will ever meet. He is caring and super hot. He will always be there for you even when he is going through the darkest times. He might seems super shy but once you get to know him he will be the one that is the party of your life. You can't go a day without missing him and you can't go a day with not having him by your side. He is very good looking and super shy as well as funny. If you ever have an Eitan in your life never let him go or he will leave an empty space in your heart forever.
"It was so boring today because Eitan was sick!"
Eitan by Iara March 17, 2018
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