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Egyptian Cat-Leg 

The act of taking your dick out of a chick's vagina and finding that she shed her nasty pubes on you, and there are crabs running around that look like little cats.

You immediately lose your stiffy, and it slumps there in semi-boner mode-- thus looking like a cat's leg hanging from your southern region.
John: Bro, it was a nice f*ck, but I got a nasty little foreign surprise.

Mitchell: What was it?

John: I ended with an Egyptian Cat-Leg, and had to walk home with that deflated animal hanging from my groin.

Mitchell: That's f*ckin gross. Get away from me.
Egyptian Cat-Leg by Powerful F. October 5, 2009

Egyptian Sand Cat

Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.
Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.
Egyptian Sand Cat by swiguy2112 April 29, 2023