Edward

A very compassionate guy, Edward's can be very shy, sympathetic, and overall nice human beings. Though they are very trustworthy, Edward's may be so brutally honest to the point it may seem like they don't care. But they do. They are very smart and lovable, so DO NOT ever lose yourself an Edward!!
"Have you heard of Edward? He's the most loyal person around!"
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A complete total bossman. These are world's greatest people. They are handsome, modest, strive for perfection and are the geniuses in our world today. They also have huge penises (usually 15 inches+). Eds make perfect friends and are simply the best.
"You are amazing. you must be called Edward!"
"Of course I am, just look at me!"
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A general descriptor for one endowed with a gigantic cock of elephant proportions
<honey> I love sucking Edward's elephant cock
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A character for the mass mess TWILIGHT. A 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. He is most noted for his stalking of said female.
Edward: Say it. Out loud.
Bella: Vampire.

AND THE FANS GO NUTS
+FAIL+
by SparkleEater June 20, 2009
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Used as a emotional crutch following a failed relationship, an Edward is a superficial distraction from your own mental anguish to be dropped at the first sign that relationship's revival. Although technically a human being, you'll never be emotionally capable of thinking of him/her that way.
Person A: I want to do something to make my Ex jealous.

Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.
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He is guy who usally is nervous or shy around other people because he thinks he’ll get embarrassed but he’s usally a nice,funny,loving ,good looking person.
You don’t know the real Edward.....
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The main character from the Manga and Anime, "Fullmetal Alchemist". In an attempt to bring their mother back to life, his little brother loses his entire body, and Edward Elric loses is leg. He sacrifices his arm and binds Alphonse's soul to a suit of Armor. To regain their original bodies, they set out in search of the mysterious "Philospher's Stone." He becomes a State Alchemist at the age of 12, the youngest in the military's history, and recieves the title of, "Fullmetal".

He is very short.

If you call him short, he will try to kill you.
He dislikes his superior officer, Colonel Roy Mustang, and consistently bickers with him throughout the series.
Envy: Come here, PIPSQUEAK!!

Edward Elric:Don't call me PIPSQUEAK!! AHHH!! *Bashes Envy's head in with his automail arm*
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