eat my dick 

to ask a fellow human to eat and/or suck on your penis

man1- eat my dick
man2- okay!
man1- oh shit
man3- WHOA what's going on HERE

eat my dick by thomas the train engine November 7, 2006

eat my dick! ❤️ 

the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)

Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️
Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️

eat my dick! ❤️ by efries75 October 17, 2022

Do not eat my dick 

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.

Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.

Do not eat my dick by pookypooky January 16, 2009

Do not eat my dick 

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.

Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.

Do not eat my dick by pookypanties January 16, 2009

eat my entire dick and ass 

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha

me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no

Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

eat my entire dick and ass by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 14, 2018

eat my fuckin dick bitch 

eat my fuckin dick bitch

eat my fuckin dick bitch

eat my fuckin dick bitch by fancyfuckface69 June 3, 2019

suck my dick and eat it up my ass 

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

suck my dick and eat it up my ass by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017