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eat your ass with a spoon 

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"

The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass

Something you say when your luck finally starts to pick up, at least temporarily
*Tourettes guy keeps trying to unscrew a screw , but keeps failing. The screw finally starts to loosen a few minutes later*

"Oooohhh yeah. The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass! Ohhhh yeahhhh!"

National eat your boys ass day 

If your boy deserves it eat his ass: This happens on every October 30th.
OMG it’s national eat your boys ass day!!

I'm gonna eat your bare ass 

Something you say to your friends when they make you mad
Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass

eat your own asshole 

To Eat ones asshole and like it
eat your own asshole by Adam February 8, 2005