Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

War Cam Eagle

A saying used by drunk fans who support a team that pays players. Usually uttered by rednecks who hardly know what a "National Championship" is.

Drunk Man: War Cam Eagle! *scratches butt*
Bama Fan: *sigh* If only those Auburn fans could get a hold of some class....

by 13 Championships December 31, 2011

Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022

Eagle diver

Someone who performed oral sex on a Colonel in an armed forces branch.

"Dude, I earned my Eagle Diver status last night. That chick was an Army Colonel."

by preparationh February 20, 2016

eagle day

A day in which you skip every single class and just be lazy. Most commonly following a long weekend and can become a double eagle day.

This weekend I got so smashed I had to take an eagle day on monday.

by Albino Rhino92 October 5, 2010

filthy eagle

An individual that enjoys nesting. Often unwashed for weeks at a time.

That filthy eagle

by JimmyC2020 April 3, 2020

egged eagle

A cool guy with huge cock and plays with many women and even men, a giga chad

i had sex with chad

OMG SO DID I

(followed by 7 more men and women saying that chad had sex with them)

OMG GUYS CHAD IS AN EGGED EAGLE

by eggedeagle April 23, 2022