English Language Development AKA ESL, English as Second Language. It's a class usually for those people who just came to America, and speak English as their second language. They used ESL before, but now, they all use ELD instead of ESL.
A: Are you still in ELD?
B: nope, I got out of that class last year.
When a truck driver is avoiding starting his or her electonic log device by driving slow-under 5 miles an hour; while trying to get thru a distribution center or a truck stop.
That driver is over there doing the Eld crawl to the fuel island going slow ass hell
Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.
Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder
A Eldana is the best girl you would ever meet. She cares so much about people she is so nice and really understanding. Her soul is beautiful she is a forgiving person . She is gorgeous and her body is too. If you ever meet an Eldana never let her go she is one of the best things that would ever happen in your life. She is absolutely wifey material. Best listener ever .
Elda is the most nice girl in the world she may sometimes seem mean. She truly cares about others and she is always there for you. She is a beautiful woman (and hot). She is smart and independent. She is the best friend and lover. Everyone when they meet elda, they fall in love with her for her looks and her personality.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.