a person who sucks the life out of you and never loses suction.
Every time i talk to Barbara Jean i am drained, she is such a soul dyson.
by Kenerex November 9, 2010
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The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
by TheGreatJC March 5, 2012
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A Dyson, commonly specified by the name retard, is often really annoying overusing the word Maoam because one of their 'friends' said it one time. Although they may not be in 'dyson community' they are still called dysons because of their stupid behavior and retarded noises made randomly.
dan was being such a dyson
by a random kiddy November 14, 2019
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A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.
Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.
by addisteaj May 4, 2017
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