Dutch Waffle

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When, while wearing a kilt, a white girl gives you head. Before you become sexually satisfied you stuff a cold eggo waffle down her throat wrapped around your penis and ejaculate. Then you pour in syrup in her vagina and, with the waffle now relatively warm and soggy, you have vaginal sex over and over again. Once you are done flogging her, you proceed to play the bagpipes in celebration.

William: Hey baby, I got my kilt, waffle, syrup, and bagpipe all ready. You wanna have a dutch waffle at my place tonight.

Betty: Hell yeah. I am half Dutch after all.

Dutch Waffle by Laphanda January 16, 2010

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Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.

Dutch Waffle by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

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Dutch Waffle

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.

The infection she got from that dutch waffle last week looks just like a "blue waffle".

Dutch Waffle by nodatahere September 21, 2020

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dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

dutch toffee waffle by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017

Dutch Oven Belgium waffle

A dirty sex maneuver between two German mexican niggers, where one man opens up his Dutch Oven (His rectum), and the other inserts his Belgium Waffle batter (shit) and leaves it in the Dutch oven for approximately 10 minutes. Flip the waffle half way through and it will be ready when you insert a tooth pick in and it comes out clean. Remove it from the oven carefully with a spatula or a dick, lather it in piss-butter and feel free to top it off with some cum-syrup. Enjoy!

Son: What's for breakfast Dad???

Dad: We're making home made Dutch Oven Belgium waffle's in your dutch oven, bend over son.

Dutch Oven Belgium waffle by BelgiumWaffleMan November 22, 2011

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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