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Dutch Car 

Similar to a "Dutch Oven". Farting in a completely enclosed auto. It is essential that the offender have access to complete control of the windows and doors. Hop in your car with a friend, unload your methane cargo, and lock all windows and doors, giving your friend a "Dutch Car",
Went to Taco Bell over lunch, on our way to a 3:00 meeting, I gave Jimmy a Dutch Car. He wasn't too happy.
Dutch Car by Skip Leo February 6, 2009
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Dutch car 

Action.
When the driver of any vehicle farts, and then proceeds to lock the windows and subject the passengers to the smell.

Can also be doubly effective when using the childproof locks on the doors, so they cannot escape.
Kylie: My boyfriend gave me a surprise Dutch car earlier today. I thought I was going into asphyxia, it was so bad.
Penelope: *scoff* Men.
Dutch car by CannibalHannibal September 26, 2011

Dutch car wash 

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

Dutch carbomb 

The driver of a vehicle passes gas, and locks the power windows so the passengers can't put them down. Everyone has to suffer, but it's easier for the driver to tolerate his own aroma!
Awe man, who farted?! Hey, why doesn't the window go down? Oh, God, oh God no! *Driver is smirking* C'mon man, this sucks! You have the worst Dutch carbomb!
Dutch carbomb by Dutch Tommy July 6, 2006

Dutch Carry On 

When a woman farts in to her purse and then shoves the face of her friend or partner in to said purse to enjoy the aroma.
My girl was real sweet until she got pissed and gave me a Dutch carry on. We haven't talked in a week.
Dutch Carry On by BTY2021 June 27, 2021

Dutch carpentry 

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.
“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

Dutch carpet bomb 

ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.
Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.
Dutch carpet bomb by No.One fake August 9, 2006
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