Dunloggin Middle School

A prison. You cant even piss without getting enema. Grand Larceny is committed everyday and the teachers are too stupid to catch them. Haha. I hate Dunloggin.

Dude1: Wanna steal some laptops?
Dude2: Ok dude... like the school will catch us.
Teacher1: Im gay?
The VP from down Under: My fingers are SMALL!

Mr Dubac: Thats not allowed. Um Yea Well im pretty sure that That isnt allowed. WEll i guesss you allowed. Im in deep S-H-I-T. Science!

Dunloggin Middle School by chris April 8, 2005

Dunloggin Middle School

it just sux here. we have tons of sucky teachers. we have an assistant principle who is a wildebeast, a spanish teacher who plays with dolls, a evil english teacher who has a giant mole and bald spot. and no matter what u do... u get caught

student: hey, we should write storys about frotgrub
student2: yeah sure, we just leave them anonymous and give them to people! how could we get caught

wildebeast: we found a binder the other day that had some rather disturbing messages on it. can you explain these?

spanish teacher: i like to play with myself and my dolls!

english teacher: BWAHAHAHAA

Dunloggin Middle School by B.A.C.K.H.A.I.R. May 8, 2005

Dunloggin Middle School

Rated 5 stars? if only. More like 1.5 stars! Teachers that acuse you of cutting class when, really, you were transferred. Teachers that assume your lying to them when you say that you have to go to the bathroom. Principal with a hairy mole. Teacher that doesn't let you go to the bathroom because you were late to class (on a day with no late bells). Really? Just because I was late, doesn't mean that I'm not capable of peeeing myself. Math teachers that laugh creepily and nonstop. English teachers that lose assignments.

Student: Why didn't I get my paper back like everyone else?

Teacher: I'm sorry, you never turned it on.

Student: Yes, I did!

Teacher: Would you like to go speak to the principal?

Student: Can u atleast check?!

Teacher: (walks over to desk) Oh, here it is. Now class......

^Stupid Dunloggin Middle School^

Dunloggin Middle School by nerd #1 January 21, 2011

Get merch

dunloggin middle school

Yo. This school sucks. I agree wit CHRISTIAN TERLYCY up there. He was da one who stole the laptops and got Dan suspended.

Wow. what a lame school dude.

dunloggin middle school by Aaron M May 7, 2005

Get merch

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

Get merch

jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

Get merch

Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

Get merch