Dump 'n' jump
Dump 'n' jump by cowpiewi May 9, 2010
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Dump 'n' jump
Bob: That guy is so freaking gross. He just dump 'n' jumped in the bathroom.
Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!
Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.
Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!
Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.
Dump 'n' jump by TaciturnBadger June 15, 2011
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dump n jump
A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
dump n jump by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019
Dump n jump
The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
Dump n jump by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019
Jump 'n' dump
Jump 'n' dump by ThatGuyWithTheStuff January 22, 2016
jump 'n dump
Man: "Why you calling me today, bitch? Did I forget to mention that last night was just a jump 'n dump?
jump 'n dump by spokaman July 30, 2010
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