Dumjit

A thing. Any sort of thing.

Oi Jack pass the Dumjit (referring to something like a remote control, stapler, pliers etc etc)

Do you have one of those Dumjt’s that You keep your keys on. Referring to a split ring.

I’ll write your name in the Dumjit and call you tomorrow (referring to a diary)

by Krisskross1989 May 29, 2019

trumpity dumpity

A person who is an ugly idiot. He was also the 45th president.

You are Trumpity Dumpity!

by Deathstarkille22 December 15, 2016

Dumitriţa

Dumitriţa is a cute girl and a fucking real fan of stranger things.She always make you laugh but she cry a lot.I think she is perfect and the best person in the world.

I love Dumitriţa

by Haden.. .... June 8, 2020

The "Dumitru" Syndrome

When you're playing CS:GO, the enemy is far away and you're shooting in the ground with a M4A4 Buzzkill hoping the spray will hit the target somehow. Having this syndrome and applying it means to "pull a <Dumitru>".

Blue : " Did you see what yellow did?"

Orange: "Yea, i saw that, he pulled a <Dumitru> (The "Dumitru" Syndrome) "

by BlueSent January 21, 2021

dumbitille

a dumb blonde who laughs at everything and has a binge eating problem. She has non existent eyebrows and a caffeine addiction. She's probably going to die at 35 out sleep deprivation.

(girl 1) *trips and falls down inn the tube onto a random man*
(girl 2)"You're being such a dumbitille!"

by siberasidney May 28, 2020

Dumitru

Hot guy. Greatest man that's ever lived. Huge 15' inch cock. All girls love him and he's also going to be a model. He get only grade 9s and is the best football player alive. He will fuck up Ronaldo and will be the king of the world. Future president. Btw Cowboy is a cool name.

I know you wanna be like Dumitru but you can't

by Dumitru_The_King_Of_Kings January 21, 2020

mr. dumitru

A extra salty bitch that hates kids but works at a school

I heard mr. dumitru hates students

by BUTTMUNCHER.COMLOM October 18, 2017