Dtens
Dtens by NaughtyDtens January 1, 2011
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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021
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Mike Dense
And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!
Mike Dense by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
dense motherfucker
john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker
dense motherfucker by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014
Disengenuious dense motherfucker
YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
Disengenuious dense motherfucker by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021
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