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Downy Syndrome

When you apply too much Downy Unstoppable and you get unstoppable confidence because you smell good and stuff.
Fat nerd: Wow that old lady who just showed up at our school is sooo cool, it's like she's unstoppable!

Gay nerd: I know she must have Downy Syndrome.
by Banana Hammie December 19, 2019
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Internet's Down Syndrome

A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.
Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?

Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.
by Motorbeard April 24, 2008
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Downey Syndrome

A condition caused by living, or being raised, in Downey, CA. Sufferers who grew up in Downey and have since moved away will experience profound feelings of unsubstantiated nostalgia about their childhood home and may suffer from the delusion that Downey is a great place to live; while the afflicted who currently reside in Downey will display extreme frustration, confusion and despair, interspersed with periods of complete denial ("I'm probably going to move to Orange County next year.") Those who grew up in Downey and still live there are the most severely affected as they continually battle conflicting feelings of sentimentality and condemnation.

Symptoms include: a tendency to inadvertently blurt, "Go Bears!" or "Go Ducks!" (depending on whether they attended, Warren High School or Downey High School) whenever the word Downey is used, regardless of the context ("Did you want to go see the new Robert Downey, Jr. movie?" "Go Bears!" "No, Iron Man."); an inability to control the impulse to compare all foods to that served at El Taco; an inexplicable need to mention that Karen Carpenter was also from Downey (followed by deep shame at their lack of control and anxiety that people will assume they like The Carpenters) and feelings of superiority over those who reside in Bell Gardens, Pico Rivera, Paramount and Lynwood based on the misperception that Downey is somehow less ghetto.
Bob: So you're from Paramount?
Jack: Hell no! Do I look like I'm from Paramount? I'm from Downey!
Bob: What? Like somehow being from Downey is better than . . .
Lori: Shhhhhhhh . . . he can't help it. He has Downey Syndrome.
Bob: Oh. Sorry big guy. Go Bears!
Jack: (clapping hands and laughing) Yay!
by Baroness Buttercup December 13, 2010
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chow down syndrome

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.
Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.
by kris takahashi April 28, 2010
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swear downs syndrome

When a person will say that they swear down to a multitude of statements, potentially even those that are not in fact true. They swear down so much that it even seems that they have a chronic obsession with swearing down, and their opinion becomes invalidated as such.
Guy 1: Blud swear down that lady always gives me onions in my burger!

Guy 2: Shut up, you got swear downs syndrome blud you chattin shit

Guy 3: SWEAR DOWNN!!!!!!

Guy 2: Shut up.
by tobytings May 21, 2011
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system of a down syndrome

being completly obsessed with system of a down
dude he has system of a down posters all over his house i think he has system of a down syndrome.
by MegaDonkey101 December 23, 2009
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delta down syndrome

A name referring to the fight group known as Delta. This is used when describing any flight in a JROTC unit. It can used to describe any flight or group regardless of the actual flight its self. Can be used when singing degrading songs while marching. This is only used if and when a flight is made up of complete idiots, and at least a quarter of the flight has a form of Down syndrome.
by Buttonedplace11 February 1, 2018
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