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Douggling 

Hitting on, or 'wheeling', underage girls. Word made famous from a guy called 'Steven Macdouggle' who attends anime and comic conventions in the Toronto area to hit on girls twelve to nineteen.
If you are being followed around by him, and your friends are telling you he is asking questions about you when you are not around, you are being 'douggled'.
Is that older guy hitting on a fifteen year old?' 'Yeah, he's douggling her!
Douggling by Kimishiru November 3, 2010

Guide Dogging 

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.
"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"
Guide Dogging by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012
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fat dogging 

1) An old phrase dating back to the sixties or seventies that is one-hundred percent real. 'Fat Dogging' has recently gained popularity in the community college scene, where it would totally be acceptable to throw a themed party based around the expression. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

2) The new dance craze sweeping the nation.
1 - "I'm going to be fat dogging for midterms all afternoon!"

"Hey, I've heard that expression before!"

"You're right Kevin! I can say it all day without it reminding me of bears in any way!

2 - "There's a brand new dance

Based on an old phrase.

It's called the fat dog and it will amaze.

You've heard this expression

Your entire life.

It's not made up, It's not made up!"
fat dogging by Dr. Ian Duncan February 2, 2014

dirty doubling doodler 

When you are in bed with a girl and you do a little hop and hit that sweet spot
"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"

"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"

bird dogging 

To hound or pursue something or someone with a usually malicious intent.

Derived from the use of a bird dog to hunt game.

Apparently mistaken by millennials as a slang hybrid of 'bird' being female, and 'dogging' being the act of cuckolding or sharing of one's wife willingly or unwillingly, whilst obviously overlooking the actual normal every day meaning of the term to the point it irritated me to make a bloody account on here to set things straight. So upvote this definition so these low life tweens can at least use the term correctly.
"You've been bird dogging this town for a while now, they wouldn't mind a corpse of you." - Mal, Firefly

Dry Dogging

The act of masturbating (generally males) without the use of any form of lubrication. Most men who "dry dog" rely on loose skin to allow their hand to easily move up and down.
"You'll never believe what just happened!"
"What happened?"
"I caught Conner dry dogging it up in his room!"
Dry Dogging by Ethan_bigsnake June 26, 2014

Cock Dogging 

A dangerous sex game played by sadomasochistic sex groups. A board with holes and ledges in front of each hole is set up in a dimly lit room and hotdogs are placed on all but one ledge. The remaining, randomly chosen, ledge is set up with a faux hot dog with the traditional condiments but with a willing males semi-erect penis inserted through the hole and replacing the traditional frankfurter filling. The other games participants, typically naked females, take turns vigorously biting at the dogs until the cock is identified and the winning female is crowned victorious. It was alleged invented in Dutch private schools.
"Hey bro, I met with these gnarly sorority girls last night and, after a classic game of beer pong, they suggested cock dogging. I think I was more surprised that they had the necessary equipment than I was when I felt the winning bite... I was pretty wasted though."
Cock Dogging by ACnus May 30, 2016
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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