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Roseville Bar Douche 

Term recently made famous by the Blobots describes the group of males that flood the bars in Roseville (near Sacramento, CA) that never get laid and act like a guid. They usually have cocaine that's pure and glasses Dior. Constantly getting DUI's on their way to 80 saving the non-fags from Folsom the safe intoxicated drive home.
I'm a big douche at the Rosville bars. (roseville bar douche)

Random Bar Douche 

That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.

Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
Random Bar Douche by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011

douche barrel 

An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.
Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!
douche barrel by Greenbag February 17, 2008

douche barrel 

The same as a douche bag but bigger or worse.
douche barrel by crazy ando February 26, 2009

douche-Barry-B

to jack off in a room full of people, without anyone else knowing.
did u hear how John douche-barry-b'd at that party? he knows how to jack it.

Douche Barge 

One who has reached the highest levels of performance as a douche bag.
Luke, I thought you were just a douche canoe, but I can see that you are really a douche barge.
Douche Barge by heyporcupine December 30, 2014