Double Piped

Double Piped is when you masterbate (and cum) and the suddenly have sex (and cum again). Get ya pipes cleaned out
Frederick: Fuck! Last night my wifey got home early and made me double piped.

Bray: Unlucky fam
by Authenticity fella September 13, 2016
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double piping

When two penises are filling a woman at the same time. Can be any combination of holes - one penis at each end, or both in the same hole.
I can't believe Jeremy and your dad gave your mom a double piping this morning! Does she have my #?

Christine was super enthusiastic for the two-for-one deal until she realized it was just an old-fashioned double piping.
by A Man123 April 26, 2014
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Double pipe classic

Is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time

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Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.
by Vintagetom May 23, 2019
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Double Pipe Party

The act of synchronising the expulsion of a turtle head whilst exhaling smoke from a crack pipe for ultimate pleasure and rush.
"Make sure you lock the toilet door this time, I don't want my mother walking in while you're having a DOUBLE PIPE PARTY again!"
by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014
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Double Pipe Classic

is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.
Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.
by Bee Man August 30, 2015
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double pipe

When you burb and fart at the same time
by jenjen45 July 23, 2016
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Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain
After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep
by TheNickR May 02, 2022
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