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Double DP 

This is possibly the most amazing yet terrifying sexual manuver in the history of mankind. The Double DP is a combination of double penetration and donkey punch. The standard double penetration is carried out as normal, until the moment just before climax when both males punch their female partner in the head at the same time.

This would probably be considered sexual assault and would technically be illegal in most states. Be prepared for the consequences (most likely a kick in the tesaticles)... or run away while she's unconcious.
Sly Rick: Yo, me an' Dirty Dan were takin' on this chick, we had her locked in from both ends.

Dirty Dan: Hell yeah, then we busted the Double DP. Boom!
Double DP by Fuckyourmother January 2, 2006
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DP Double Pass-out

To be in the middle of foreplay with a partner of the opposite sex, on a evening (or day) when many alcoholic beverages were consumed, only to have both parties simultaneously pass out, resulting in no one getting laid.
" Man I ended up wheeling that rocket from the bar last night back to my place, but it ended up being a DP..."

"Double Penentration? You sick son of a..."

"No man, DP Double Pass-out, the worst"

"Yikes"

Facebook DP (double penetration) 

When a person is talking on the phone or in the same room as one person, and messaging or posting messages to that same person at the same time
My homegirl and I are on the phone talking, and we are posting statuses back and forth at the same time., hey do you wanna Facebook DP (double penetration)?

Double Penis Relationship (DPR) 

A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)
Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026