double chuck

In addition to the poker hand, this term also means to chuck it in her twice, i.e. double penetration.

Rob: "Full house! What, bitch!?!!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"

by Nick D November 1, 2005

Double Chuck

(n) In Poker, having a four-of-a-kind made up of all twos.

See: Chuck

You've got a Full House, but I've got Double-Chuck

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Douche-Count double check

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013

Discount double-check

When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.

I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.

by Crab-eating Macaque December 7, 2012

Discount Double Check

While doing a girl from behind, right before blowing your load, pull out and finish in your hands. Then grab her stomach and smear it around her waist like a championship belt. Because, well, she earned it.

Austin: Did I just see that girl leave your room with a sticky stomach?

Ogewu: Yea, I gave her the discount double check.

Austin: Cool bro! *high five*

Ogewu: I haven't washed my hands yet.

by IsiMan85 December 29, 2011

Double Check

To check to make sure that you haven't defined any other words in a way that could be incriminating.

I'm glad I double checked the urban legend website and wrote the webmaster before my school did.

by Rob White October 17, 2004

Double Check

When a message gets delivered and read without a response.

That fuccboi double checked me

by bossloaf November 4, 2015