double decker dick gang

the best discord friend group ever.

"you ever heard of double decker dick gang?"
"no?"
"theyre all gay, and have double decker dicks."

by milocicle November 13, 2021

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

by Somc33 December 15, 2022

double decker dizzle dick

My 2 foot neon blue glow in the dark sparkly dick covered in basic ass, white bitch, pumpkin spice bleach and cum 5 shades pinker then your moms eyes after 69ing a turtle for 3 hours at 2:21 in the morning

That's gayer then summers double decker dizzle dick.

by Iamgayerthenyourmom November 30, 2017

The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick

The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.

Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”

Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”

by This is not Jonathan May 27, 2018

Double tapped my dick three times on her ass

If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.

bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.

by dubble tap February 19, 2018

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

by Shmavery October 14, 2019

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022