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High Doltage Line 

A group of people in front of you; either in traffic or in a check out line; who are either morons or in a conspiracy to slow you down as much as possible.
Sorry I was late, boss. I hit a high doltage line on the way in to work. I swear they set up a rolling roadblock.
High Doltage Line by Farmee July 25, 2014
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a female's adams apple
Bitch, say that again and you'll get kicked in the dotage
dotage by devildawg416 October 8, 2008

Anec-Dotage 

Old age senility evidenced by oral comments or writings which are as nostalgic as they are stupid.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...?" -- Clearly, old Slick Willie was conveying his Anec-Dotage.
Anec-Dotage by Patrick W. Crabtree January 27, 2008
Adverb. The act of excessively adding the word 'doth' into a conversation, regardless of whether or not it is grammatically correct.
Alex: What doth life?
Gregor: What is this dothage, this madness?
Alex: Indeed, for our doth driver is killed, seemingly by the sheer scale of mine dothage, his dead face plastered upon the steering wheel of our vehicle, and so a perpetual honk of the horn doth-
Gregor: IF I HEAR ONE MORE DOTH OUT OF YOU, I AM DRAGGING YOUR ASS TO THE HAGUE FOR CRIMES AGAINST LANGUAGE
Dothage by RadienX Chaosmaker September 15, 2022