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The practice of whoring oneself by rubbing up against other members members on a message board & flattering them & massaging their egos in order to gain rep points
Dottager - "I really think you made a good point there, well done"

Dottagee - "Away ye hoors ghost, yer nothinn' but a filthy dottager"
Dottage by Infligo In April 5, 2008
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High Doltage Line 

A group of people in front of you; either in traffic or in a check out line; who are either morons or in a conspiracy to slow you down as much as possible.
Sorry I was late, boss. I hit a high doltage line on the way in to work. I swear they set up a rolling roadblock.
High Doltage Line by Farmee July 25, 2014
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a female's adams apple
Bitch, say that again and you'll get kicked in the dotage
dotage by devildawg416 October 8, 2008

Anec-Dotage 

Old age senility evidenced by oral comments or writings which are as nostalgic as they are stupid.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...?" -- Clearly, old Slick Willie was conveying his Anec-Dotage.
Anec-Dotage by Patrick W. Crabtree January 27, 2008
Adverb. The act of excessively adding the word 'doth' into a conversation, regardless of whether or not it is grammatically correct.
Alex: What doth life?
Gregor: What is this dothage, this madness?
Alex: Indeed, for our doth driver is killed, seemingly by the sheer scale of mine dothage, his dead face plastered upon the steering wheel of our vehicle, and so a perpetual honk of the horn doth-
Gregor: IF I HEAR ONE MORE DOTH OUT OF YOU, I AM DRAGGING YOUR ASS TO THE HAGUE FOR CRIMES AGAINST LANGUAGE
Dothage by RadienX Chaosmaker September 15, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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