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To wipe-out in a dive-like fashion. somewhat like sliding into second base or something, but much less gracefull.

It comes from the warped minds of Laura and Ashley whilst high on caffiene and ben and jerry's half baked.
I totally dorved today at the bowling alley and made a complete ass of myself.
Dorve by Ashy B July 24, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
dorve a verb meaning to fall or wipe out, usually in a diving manner
She slipped on the ice and dorved right into the bench.
dorve by laura17 July 24, 2004
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mo dorve 

i dont care/ screw you
Mo Dorve you! or Mo Dorve this samwhich! I Mo Dorve it!
mo dorve by mo dorvin MC May 9, 2005
Adjective. Lacking a spiritual center or midpoint. Feeling as if watching reality from the center of a black hole.
All Jeremy could remember was the dorceless feeling preceding his seizure. Watching the world fade out around him like an old TV turning off, or like falling down a never ending hole.
dorceless by TheTrueMaridowe May 10, 2021
Name originated from Europe. An extremely complicated person. Sometimes shy, sometimes loud. Loves to make people happy and will go to the extremes to do so. Short temper. Rarely falls in love. Smart and independent. Over-thinker. Random thoughts fill her mind. Mean/sarcastic attitude when needed. Feisty. Can easily become an enemy. Able to make your life a nightmare. Looks are deceiving. Not like most girls. Tends to have many secret admirers. One to hold on to.
You're so like Doreli. complicated
Doreli by Romeo1234 October 1, 2011

dorcelessness 

the feeling of ̨ͮ̊̈̃̽͒̍ͬ̐̒́̌͐̏́ͣ͌̃͊͏̳̬̺̭̻̫̩͝ ͣ͋̄̓̇̅ͥ̈́̓ͭ̃ͤ ̛̳̟̼͖̮̜̳͉̳̼̯̺̙̮̼̥̪̗̠̀ ̨̔̽̒ͧ̍̋̒̕͟҉ ͍͍̭͙͎̥̭̹͉͖̖̱͚͖ ̵͕̜̟̬̫̞̳͙̹̱͓̿͐̇̾̋͑̑ͥ̕͟ͅ ͧ̑̀͆̾͑̿ͭͭ̈̎҉̀ ͔̪̗̹͔̖̖ ͩͯͤ̄ͨͯͤͭ̂̚͠ ̨͇̖̟̜̺̼͓̭̺̞͢ ̨̤͙͚̘ͦͬͤͥ̓̑ͯ̀̊ͪ̄͐̄̚͞ ̢̥̯̻͕͖͕̩̹̱͚͕ͧ͂̿͆̀͗̓͆͒͗ͣͥ̈̀̕͢ ̴̡̣̼̣͈̟̥͕̖͓̮̟̬̙̖̦͊̽͊ͤ̓̏̿͆ͨ̍̍͛͊ͨ̚͘͘͜ ̨̤͎̪̘̳̞͎̖̱̼̭̳̤̬̤͓ͪ͆͒́ͣ̓̅ͬ͐ͫͣ̔̈ͮ̐͠ ̶̬̱͇͖͖̥̹̋̋̉̓̕͝͠ ̨̨̼̰̗̩̪ͥ͒ͫ͐ͨ̂ ̡̌̑̅ͯ͐ͤ̎͋͊ͨ ̻͓̻̞͖̠͠ͅ ͔̝͇̫̄̍̑͋̀̈͆͋̈́ͦ͢͡͝͞ ͦͧͫ͐̄̅ͪ͗҉̧̧͕̱͓̥͕̠͎̱̼̗͟͜ ́̐̈́̅̄ͥ͏́҉̵̮̠̬̮̘̙̲̭̬ ͦ̏ͮ̌̒ ̨̡̰̱̩͉̻͈̖̪̺̣̲͓͖̱͙̖̳ ̛̩̮̹͕̲̟͓̰͉͍̩̠͉̰ͯ̐͛̏̈́̏̃ͦ̎̔̊̅ͩ̂ͥ̃͝͠ ̴̧͇̠͖͍̼̗͖̺̟̮̎̌͊̈̅̓ͧ̒ͦ͞ ̧̦̙̩̻͇͓̞͓̟̠̼̮͙̑͛ͧ̄̕͞͝ ̐̀͐̓͐̄̂̆ͨͩ̂̎͛̓̐̒̚ ͉͔͔̟͢ ̶́ͬ͋͢҉̖͕̺̬̕͠ ̴͈̞̻͈̱̭̰͔̟̯̣̼̔͂̋̀͑̌ͣͯ̐̂ͫ͗̽͘͠͝ ͔̹̤̭ͩ̋̏͑͗ͬ̐̉ͪ̎̈́͟͝ ͖̟̼̯͙͖̝̒ͩ̿́͐͌̓̾̚͢͝ ̴̡̫̣̟̲̼̠̮͔̻̻̈͐̄͐́̽͌̈ͤ͝ ̧̡ͥ̿ͤͯ͒̿ͩͬ́̅̚̚҉̤͍̣̺̱͎̝͓̱͕̻̀ͅ ̔̓̆͐̀̐҉̨̕ ̞͚̟̦͈̥̫̲̫̠͖̲̗͇̺̗̲ ̶͉̗̮̖̘̞̦͈͎̪̙͎̠̺̲̥̮̇̂̅ͫ̈̒ͯ̌͛̍͛̏̓͝ ̢̄̑̊͗̍̀̾̓̋͡ ̜͉̳͖̼̺͈͖̫̻̺̜̣̰ ̴̛̦̲̯̺̅ͤ̈ͨ̋ͩ ̵̲̻̝̞͎̦̱̭̺̲̫̤͈̜̦̤̍ͩ̉͐̈́̎ͬ͌̃̚ͅ ̨̋͋ͭ̔ͦ̿̔ͪͯͩͪ́͢͏̨̪̳̻̳̗̖̗͓̫̖̳͕̣̣̙ ̴̧̠̪̪͇͖̝͙͖̮͙̥̙̭̮̝̻ͣ̏̒ͮ̔ͧ̒̃͛͛̄̔̏ͤͨ͗̄ ̢ͪ̿̉ͭ̊ͫ̔̏̂ͫ̑̋̓ͤ̕ ͍̗̮̹̼̫̠̘͕̰͖̠͚̕ ̜͉̣ͧͧ̓̇̆̅̿̉̀̌͒ͦ̋ͦ̿̀͡ ̶̡̻̱͚̲̜͖͎̳̘̖͎̳̺̯ͭͮ͐̑͋͛ͣ͆͊̽͋̔̅́͆̾̎̏́̕ͅ ̶̡̛̪̰͈̪̥̰̤̦̟̼̥̠̼̝͙̣̤̽ͫ̃͒ͭ̏ͤ̅̉ͦ̓̾͊̅ͪ͐ͥ̓̚͡ͅ ̆͋̿̽ͮ̋ͩ͗ͮ̆ͪ̾̅̓̈́ͤ͗̍҉͏͓̜̳̰̙͍̠̩͍͇͇͎̯̮͉̕͞ ̢̡̬͕̞͉̦̂̉͂̅̚͞͠ ́̓̐ͬͦ̌̌ͤ̈́̄͐̄̊͒ ̟͈̱̤̠̦̻̟̞͕͢ͅ ̩̥̭̜̜̝̲͔͓͓̮̖̟͔̞͚̊ͮ̔̒̾̒̎͜͝ ̨̛̞͍̮̳̠̹͖̥̣̠͗͊̈̃͌ͦ̀͠ͅ ̧̢̝̲͈̞͖̮̗̣͉͚̭͈͙̬̣̱̪̌̌͊͗͟͢ ͫ̇ͫ͋ͦͣͧ͊͑̓ͮͥͣ̋ͮͯ̀ ́͘͏̭͚̰͇̹̺̰̠͚̗͇̣̪͍͈̞ ̶̼̬̜̋ͧ̊͗̿ͨͧͪͬ̽̎̏́̊ͭͤ̋́̚͞ ͫ̾ͮ̒̈͊ͨ͂͆͒͑́҉͓̟̭̲̮͇̬̯̜̜̪̺̼̲͕͢͟͜͝ that happens when something really weird and gross happens
yeah yesterday i felt dorcelessness when my crush ate all of my food then started posting nudes on my twitter
dorcelessness by tentilol February 28, 2021
A wonderfull, loving, sexy girl with a big heart made out of gold.
She's an amazing friend and the kind of girl every guy would be happy to get! Yet she's still classy af
She's such an amazing friend, a typicall dorentina.
dorentina by whaateverr January 3, 2017
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