When a man has the stature of a god, he has a much wider upper torso than lower torso thereby creating a triangle shape when viewed from the front or back. It often comes paired with the chiseled abs of a Greek God.
When a dorito is held side by side to this godly stature, it is nearly indistinguishable.
By default of being a sexy muscular man and having the body shape of a dorito, the term sexy dorito is coined.
When a dorito is held side by side to this godly stature, it is nearly indistinguishable.
By default of being a sexy muscular man and having the body shape of a dorito, the term sexy dorito is coined.
by dorito luver 6969 November 5, 2021
Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.
by Cool Hand Duke October 2, 2007
Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandito
by grootey July 10, 2009
by WKUMAN November 3, 2019
When you crush Doritos into a fine powder, then snort them and get the weirdest high that might include Jesus Shrek and a Mtn. Dew waterfall.
by RESPECTABLE KOREAN October 20, 2017
The greatest tasting tortilla chips known to mankind. Watch out though, they're highly addictive. You may find yourself eating 2 whole large bags in one sitting, even if you aren't stoned.
Ryan:Dude this is my 5th bag of tapatio doritos this week.
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!
by odo55 April 5, 2013
The unavoidable layer of cheese powder that covers your fingertips and lips while eating Doritos of any flavor.
by clairezeee February 6, 2008