by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021
1. When your saluting sergent gets slammed into a door.
2. The act of injuring someone with something on hinges. Ex: Slamming a door into someone, smashing someone's face with a trash-can lid on hinges, etc.
2. The act of injuring someone with something on hinges. Ex: Slamming a door into someone, smashing someone's face with a trash-can lid on hinges, etc.
1.
Guy: I woke up hungover and fucking got Soviet Doorstopped by my garage door.
2.
Guy #1: That prude bitch wouldn't give me head.
Guy #2: Oh that sucks ass, dude.
Guy #1: Then she fucking told me to shut off Zeppelin and drive her home!
Guy #2: Hah, what did you do?
Guy #1: I left Led Zeppelin on, and when I dropped her off at her house, I gave her a swift Soviet Doorstop with my car door.
Guy: I woke up hungover and fucking got Soviet Doorstopped by my garage door.
2.
Guy #1: That prude bitch wouldn't give me head.
Guy #2: Oh that sucks ass, dude.
Guy #1: Then she fucking told me to shut off Zeppelin and drive her home!
Guy #2: Hah, what did you do?
Guy #1: I left Led Zeppelin on, and when I dropped her off at her house, I gave her a swift Soviet Doorstop with my car door.
by Clifford B. April 7, 2005
A large, boring book, generally considered a classic that can, and usually is, used as a doorstop instead of being read.
by Quinby November 17, 2009
A great game which is on steam.
by OperationHarshDoorstopLover September 6, 2021
A hard boiled egg which has been cooked incorrectly that the end result is more doorstopish than eggish.
Jeffalicous walked into the kitchen to find his mother Jemima making hard boiled doorstops instead of regular hard eggs.
by MulattoTech February 12, 2013
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