doofimizm

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)

doofimizm by JOE August 27, 2003

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Doofamism

A stupid euphemism, stoopid sayin'

The last time you bungled a saying it landed on sore ears like some kind of wanky doofamism

Doofamism by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

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doofimizm • doofimism • Doofamism

doofimism

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

doofimism by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

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doofimism

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

doofimism by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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