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a dongjob is a job that you get dong by a person that ticks you so bad that you put a rotten egg in their muffler of their car
my friend dongjob me when i was ticking him so bad at the store
Dongjob by Daisy03_2011 August 21, 2010
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That new kid in class is such a dongjoo.
dongjoo by yummyyummyinmutummy August 18, 2008
The act of giving your dog a good ol' fashioned blowie
Hey Mason that guy over there is giving his dog a dogjob.
Dogjob by ppfdnjgln,dfcgbdc May 9, 2018

Dongnobit 

1. The act of dongnobiting. This is generally a term used as a means to mean something that has no current meaning.

2. A term used to characterise someone who has perfected the art of bullshiting to such a degree that they can make the impossible seem probable.

3. A refrence to a race of retarded, cannibalistic pandas that are only found in Asian countries starting with with the word Q. They are often considered delicacies and are nature's natural Viagra.
God Jon, why am I such an awesome dongnobit.

As I travelled through one of the many Asian jungles found in Asia, I witness an adorable family of dongnobit pandas. After watching these dongnobits first hand, I shot a couple and ate their delicious panda flesh. However, because of my endevor, I got an erection that lasted for a whole year.
Dongnobit by MonkeyJujuu December 19, 2007
when your at home board and your vacume cleaner doesn't work so you call your dog's name and cover your cock in peanut butter and let him lick it till you cum all over him. His fur might be a little sticky so wash him in lube and baby shampoo.
Jake bought a new dog so he could get a dogjob and then went to the store and bought all the jars of peanut butter.
dogjob by cocked up December 24, 2007
Super Hot, Amazing, Muscular, Sexy, Everything good, Handsome, Good looks.
Oh man that guy is definitely a Dongjoong
dongjoong by DongJong March 31, 2008