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Dongjob
a dongjob is a job that you get dong by a person that ticks you so bad that you put a rotten egg in their muffler of their car
Dongjob by Daisy03_2011 August 21, 2010
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Dongjob • dogjob • dongjoo • dongjoong • dongbobber • Dongnobit • Dongo Bongo • dong gobbler • dong jockey • dong goblin
dongjoo
dongjoo by yummyyummyinmutummy August 18, 2008
Dogjob
Dogjob by ppfdnjgln,dfcgbdc May 9, 2018
Dongnobit
1. The act of dongnobiting. This is generally a term used as a means to mean something that has no current meaning.
2. A term used to characterise someone who has perfected the art of bullshiting to such a degree that they can make the impossible seem probable.
3. A refrence to a race of retarded, cannibalistic pandas that are only found in Asian countries starting with with the word Q. They are often considered delicacies and are nature's natural Viagra.
2. A term used to characterise someone who has perfected the art of bullshiting to such a degree that they can make the impossible seem probable.
3. A refrence to a race of retarded, cannibalistic pandas that are only found in Asian countries starting with with the word Q. They are often considered delicacies and are nature's natural Viagra.
God Jon, why am I such an awesome dongnobit.
As I travelled through one of the many Asian jungles found in Asia, I witness an adorable family of dongnobit pandas. After watching these dongnobits first hand, I shot a couple and ate their delicious panda flesh. However, because of my endevor, I got an erection that lasted for a whole year.
As I travelled through one of the many Asian jungles found in Asia, I witness an adorable family of dongnobit pandas. After watching these dongnobits first hand, I shot a couple and ate their delicious panda flesh. However, because of my endevor, I got an erection that lasted for a whole year.
Dongnobit by MonkeyJujuu December 19, 2007
dogjob
when your at home board and your vacume cleaner doesn't work so you call your dog's name and cover your cock in peanut butter and let him lick it till you cum all over him. His fur might be a little sticky so wash him in lube and baby shampoo.
Jake bought a new dog so he could get a dogjob and then went to the store and bought all the jars of peanut butter.
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
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pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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