Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

Reverse Dolphin Ride

When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.

"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."

Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?

I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

Ride the dolphin

masturbating. similar to jacking off, whacking off, flicking the bean, chocking the chicken, spanking the monkey, slapping the ham, fighting with your purple headed yogurt slinger, and tug of war with cyclops.

"Sorry i had to ride the dolphin. Saw this really hot chick."
"Dude thats nasty!"

by The Italian Stalli0n November 28, 2009

Ride the dolphin

To ride a dolphin

I'm bored of horse riding. Maybe I'll go and try ride the dolphin instead

by pseudo1134 November 23, 2010

Dolphin Rider

A fagget who spends his free time having butt sex with many many dolphins. usually short, and gay

that guy is such a dolphin rider.

by jewfro20000000 October 5, 2009