by Keyser Soze September 5, 2004
Baby you can have everything you want from this side of the menu, I got it like that on dollar menu baller status.
by Joe the garza May 1, 2015
by Lilnug111 August 10, 2006
Instructions:
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
"Workin' The Dollar Menu"
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
by Joe Boxer @UCF February 9, 2011
by Jf510 April 17, 2014
Dollar Menu, the vending machines at school, as opposed to a vending line (pay xtra for outside foor) or normal lunch.
by pugmo January 15, 2010
A small dick, a dick that would not show up on the grande meal menu.
A dick so small that it leaves her needing more
A dick so small that it leaves her needing more
Man did you hear what Allison said last night, he was so bad that she needed four servings of his dollar menu dick.
by Dollar menu dicks June 6, 2009