After the party Brad woke up in the shower naked with a vacuum, a jar of peanut butter and the family Pit Bull making him feel completely disconfuckulated.

disconfuckulated by dike muffey July 28, 2003

Disconfuckulated

The feeling you get when you see someone so good looking and your heart starts beating and you hit a blank and all of a sudden become nervous, yet brave and excited by looking at the person

Nicole :Dude! I just disconfuckulated myself man!!

Jenna: why??

Nicole : there was this Fucking hot dude at the shops today and it just happened man

Disconfuckulated by . X_L@ux_X. April 11, 2019

discomjackulated

The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.

Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.

discomjackulated by Meeny October 16, 2008

discumfuckulated

its a term for a swamp donkey that is hard up to get laid..... going through withdrawls from either dick or pussy

im discumfuckulated can you help me? open invatation coming from a swamp donkey

discumfuckulated by Jftb&tmfk May 16, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026