dirty stomp

When you and your partner are getting it in the shower. Guy pick us up girl, her legs are around his waist and they're getting it. All of a sudden the guy has to shit, so he does and stomps the shit down the drain before the girl notices.

I was with my girl in the shower last night and I had to hit her with the dirty stomp. I couldn't hold it.

by Dirty girl undercover August 30, 2016

The Dirty Stomp

An incurable sexually transmitted disease.

I got laid last weekend, but I caught The Dirty Stomp. I'll always be TDS positive. There's no cure or treatment. :(

by notyourmomma March 16, 2011

Dirty Sack Stamp

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.

Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.

by Autobot Hero April 29, 2009

Dirt Stompers

Shitty sneakers that should no longer be worn; the toe may even start to curl at the tip.

This girl started talking to me but i couldn't take her serious with her ugly dirt stompers on.

by J.O. Joey January 24, 2010

dirt stamp

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!

Dirt stamp

by MainveinShane11 January 20, 2019