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dirty stomp 

When you and your partner are getting it in the shower. Guy pick us up girl, her legs are around his waist and they're getting it. All of a sudden the guy has to shit, so he does and stomps the shit down the drain before the girl notices.
I was with my girl in the shower last night and I had to hit her with the dirty stomp. I couldn't hold it.
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The Dirty Stomp 

I got laid last weekend, but I caught The Dirty Stomp. I'll always be TDS positive. There's no cure or treatment. :(
The Dirty Stomp by notyourmomma March 16, 2011

Dirty Sack Stamp 

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.
Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.

Dirt Stompers 

Shitty sneakers that should no longer be worn; the toe may even start to curl at the tip.
This girl started talking to me but i couldn't take her serious with her ugly dirt stompers on.
Dirt Stompers by J.O. Joey January 24, 2010

dirt stamp 

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!
dirt stamp by MainveinShane11 January 20, 2019