A dirty Simone is a person that likes to shove ping pong balls up their ass whilst simultaneously singing the declaration of Independence during their monthly abortion appointment.
by Ass of a fire crotch July 1, 2020
Get the dirty simone mug.The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.
The rest is history now.
The rest is history now.
by Adminimum March 4, 2019
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A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.
“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020
Get the Dirty Simona mug.After having either anal sex or vaginal sex, the male throws his partner through a plate-glass window, normally with a well placed pile of manure and/or beehives where the lady will fall.
"After fucking my girl, I decided it would be hot to give her a Dirty Simon."
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"
"Awwww, the Dirty Simon!"
by Daniel Rose July 27, 2006
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by Chicken feet 88838 April 9, 2023
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by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021
Get the Dirty Simon mug.Jim: I heard Becky pulled a Dirty Symone with Bob this weekend
Larry: Damn bro, idk rather to feel good for bad for Bob.
Larry: Damn bro, idk rather to feel good for bad for Bob.
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