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dirty dew 

A revenge sex act in which a woman, while mad at her boyfriend/husband, visits a friend for sex, then goes home and makes her significant other eat her out.
"I gave that bastard a Dirty Dew. All he said was, 'seems a bit salty...'"
dirty dew by Dew Meister January 1, 2017

Dirty Dew 

A can of Diet Mountain Dew

The act of being diet makes the dew extra dirty.
I need a dirty dew.

Nothing takes the edge off like a dirty dew.

Some thin

dirty dewan 

The act of toe insertion into any orifice whilst shouting, “naai!”
“Bruv, did you dirty Dewan last night?”
“That’s not mud on my toe, mate.”
dirty dewan by CSkye March 30, 2020

dirty deward 

Pulling your dick out of a girls ass and while its still covered in shit puttin it down the throat and making sure she gets shit on her teeth.
My one night stand gave me a dirty deward. Now I dont want to go to the dentist until I get the smell out.
dirty deward by Ky0tu June 6, 2020

Dirty Deward Water 

Worst odor possible. Typically used to describe a stank vagina
That bitch smells like Dirty Deward Water..
Dirty Deward Water by FatCock39 November 7, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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