A alcoholic drink made with cheap rum and Mountain Dew.
I drank too many Dirty Dews last night and woke up naked in a ditch
by Ramsey4132 February 13, 2022
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A revenge sex act in which a woman, while mad at her boyfriend/husband, visits a friend for sex, then goes home and makes her significant other eat her out.
"I gave that bastard a Dirty Dew. All he said was, 'seems a bit salty...'"
by Dew Meister January 1, 2017
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A can of Diet Mountain Dew

The act of being diet makes the dew extra dirty.
I need a dirty dew.

Nothing takes the edge off like a dirty dew.

Some thin
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