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Dirty Bristow

The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.
I love it when she gives me a Dirty Bristow!
by Tripod July 1, 2006
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Dirty Bristow Lager Top

The act of having a Dirty Bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: Carlsberg.
Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.
by likeatrainwreck October 28, 2013
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Dirty Bristol

Inspired by an incident from a riot in Bristol on the 21st March 2021.

A Dirty Bristol is a sexual act in which the male dresses up as a policeman, preferably in riot gear. The female then crouches and defacates on, or next to, his feet.
This girl from Kingswood took me back to hers and did a Dirty Bristol on me, absolutely filthy!
by BristolPostHhh March 22, 2021
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Dirty Bristol

Simply another term for a reach around.

The term was coined after a large group of homosexual bristolians were caught on video performing the act at a party close to bristols city centre.

Not to be confused with Dirty Bristow, as similar as it is.
Harry was caught giving his dad the old dirty bristol.
by D.ten. January 6, 2010
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