Dirty Bristow

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The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.

I love it when she gives me a Dirty Bristow!

Dirty Bristow by Tripod July 1, 2006

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Dirty Bristow Lager Top

The act of having a Dirty Bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: Carlsberg.

Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.

Dirty Bristow Lager Top by likeatrainwreck October 28, 2013

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Dirty Bristol

Inspired by an incident from a riot in Bristol on the 21st March 2021.

A Dirty Bristol is a sexual act in which the male dresses up as a policeman, preferably in riot gear. The female then crouches and defacates on, or next to, his feet.

This girl from Kingswood took me back to hers and did a Dirty Bristol on me, absolutely filthy!

Dirty Bristol by BristolPostHhh March 22, 2021

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Dirty Bristol

Simply another term for a reach around.

The term was coined after a large group of homosexual bristolians were caught on video performing the act at a party close to bristols city centre.

Not to be confused with Dirty Bristow, as similar as it is.

Harry was caught giving his dad the old dirty bristol.

Dirty Bristol by D.ten. January 6, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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