Dirty Ayo

The Dirty Ayo is when a dark as night black man convinces you that he is a second-string college football player just to make out with you, when in reality, he is just a regular guy who wears tube socks and sperrys.

Girl 1: "I made out with this guy last night because he convinced me he was a football player."

Girl 2: "Damn girl, you just got Dirty Ayo'ed!"

Dirty Ayo by uncle rocko March 14, 2011

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DIRTY AYON

the act of plucking a mans pubic hair, getting a funnel going into the urethra and placing all the hairs in a hair dryer. Turning the hair dryer on and blowing the hairs into the funnel. The man must now have his dickhole glued shut for several itchy painfull weeks

Marissa gave ayon a dirty ayon and comited step 6

DIRTY AYON by Dirty Ayon December 25, 2021

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Dirty Ayo • DIRTY AYON • DIRTY AYONNA • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike

DIRTY AYONNA

A THICK BESTIE WHO IS ONE OF THE KIND THAT YOU CANT HELP TO NUT TO

DAMN SHE DIRTY AYONNA

DIRTY AYONNA by Kxy April 12, 2020

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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