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A woman of ill repute. A promiscuous female. A dirty, venerial whore who men should not touch with the longest of bargepoles.
"That Mavis is a right whore. Barry caught glowing herpes off her, the fecking dirtbird."
dirtbird by Murf Murphy. April 26, 2006
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Irish slang used by scumbags for someone they consider morally lower than a scumbag, typically a paedophile or murderer.
"that Christy from number 98 deserves jail after what he did to jacinta, f&*kin dirtbird"
dirtbird by womoma April 15, 2005
Someone who doesn't wash that often. (Northern Irish slang)
He's such a dirtbird, you can always smell him before you see him.
dirtbird by Boc2 December 3, 2007
small, possibly stupid birds that sleep in the dirt during the darkest of hours. When approached on bike, the elusive dirtbird will frantically fly in the face of the on-comer. A defense mechanism? Or perhaps another cruel joke by Mother Nature...
I was railing around the corner on the fire-road when this fucking dirtbird flew in my face.
dirtbird by The Dirtbird Hunter November 6, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026