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A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.
The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!
by candylaw January 19, 2014
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