-Walks like a duck

- gets tossed around by his girl

-Only is with her for the goods
-Has a small peeper
-Trash at soccer
-Can't live without a girl

-Has common tacks as arms

-Weighs 60 pounds and hasn't put on weight since birth
Dude Dillon Webb is so queer

Why doesnt Dillon just dump his girl already
by Some fat ass February 27, 2019
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The sexiest and most beautiful god ever to be created, on par with the beauty of Aphrodite herself. I would show a picture, but his beauty is too great to be captured by human technology
Holy shit, he's almost as handsome as Dillon Fowst!
by The One and Only True God Yup September 17, 2019
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