Your woife’s yer husband - Your wife is your husband (Conor McGregor). Also correlating to “it’s just Polaris bro” - included in Dillon Danis’ husbands comment section.
by Anonymous Bread Batcher August 4, 2021
The guy at your school with the biggest dick who fucks all the bitches and ate the algebra teachers asshole.
by Dirty Mario Judha September 23, 2023
Dillon and Mallory are perfect for each other
by MDTBC November 2, 2020
A pretty cool dude who cares more about his family and friends more than himself. Loves racing video games and all ways puts himself down. Though others try and tell him he's a great guy he refuses to listen. He just wants help others with nothing in return. If you meet him, lucky you.
by xXD1LL0NXx April 2, 2018
Best couple 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
by ThatBitchSlayy September 20, 2022
A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.
Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. March 23, 2018
Dillon gaffeny is a bendy eared creature found in many forests and backyards he is hard to spot over his smelly musty skin.You know you are near a gaffeny when you smell something horrible.
by Sterling Prohegurtus May 2, 2022