dickquwatt 

A Dickquwatt is when it is so cold outside and a man stand naked outside and his dick gets so small it now becomes a duckquwatt

Wow its so cold my dick is now a dickquwatt.

dickquwatt by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

dickquwatt 

When the local weather in your area is so cold it makes everyones dick so cold it shrinks to the size of a raisen.

Wow today is definitely gonna make me dickquwatt.

dickquwatt by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

dickquation

A situation where a man needs to concoct an elaborate scheme to enable sexual relations with a woman.

Dude, I've been trying everything to slide into this girl but she's a real dickquation.

dickquation by Fury McPowerface June 13, 2019